Marmalade Falls Short

It’s simply too close to call. Sure the votes have been counted, but there’s bound to be some hanging chad on a ballot or two and someone clearly meant to write in Marmalade instead of Angela, Jane, London or Mark. Can you even remember who you put in 1st, 2nd or 3rd choice anyway? Time for a recount or at least time for a break from all those friggin’ commercials!